Jon's Sarcasm part 2

- Revenge is much sweeter if it was convenient and cheap.

- As women gains more equality in our society, the argument over toilet seat being up or down will intensify.

- A good reminder is all you need when you start to have break up remorse.

- Hey guys, if you're ugly to the girls, you're ugly to the gays. So you can relax in the presence of the gays.

- Eating delicious fatty food is one of the better ways to commit suicide.