Jon's Sarcasm 5

- There is no real friendship between 2 selfish people.

- There is a fine line between 2 friends sharing a common interest and one friend being user friendly to another because of that shared interest.

- Trimming or shaving a man's armpit is not girly, it is hygienic. Long pit hair breeds bacteria that causes B.O.

- The argument between sexes over the position of the toilet seat really has an undertone of who is in control. Cause if you come to think about it, the seat position can always be changed according to each sex's preferential need and there is no need that it has to "stay" in one position.