Such a social dog!

My dog Janet has a somewhat twisted priority. She does prioritize food above all as expected but she prioritizes meeting other dogs or people before pooping or peeing. She is such an attention whore that she is always in a look out when we walk for potential people or dogs to meet and pay her attention. So even if she is in the verge of pacing around and squatting in preparation to poop or pee, she will stop it when there is another dog or person approaching. Her behind would be swollen and I could almost see the poop coming out and still she would pull it back in when the prospect of meeting another dog or person is there. You would think her biological function would come first before the social need but no not her!

This above all annoys me.