Saturday, October 10, 2015

My replies to profiles of egotistical people.

 If I have to reply to these profiles who think too highly of themselves, these will be my replies.


You really think an asian guy will like you based on your profile?  "I hosting now".  Can't even speak proper english.  Puhhleezz.




 So you conveniently omit your weight.  You must be hiding something. No photo to top it off.  Red flag.   Even a 40 something person would not want you.


 You yourself is an ethnic guy who has to hide his age and weight.  Take a look at yourself before you discriminate another.  


 No photo airline whore who does not know the difference between discreet and discrete.  Your 9.5 dick does not make you desirable instantaneously.   Get a life.



 Based on your headless photo, I know what you are even if you omit some info in your profile.  Trust me, you won't get any action with your "requirements".



 Blah blah blah.  I'm 46 and only want to get head.  No this and no that.   You must be this and that.  blah blah blah.



Who wants to chat to a headless 45 yo who thinks they are entitled to hide their face pic while they get to see the faces of others?


 Studies have shown that people who post this kind of profile tend to score as somebody who is actually is a racist when tested by psychologist.




 Extremely good looking?  Says your mama.  Prove it with a picture, not words.




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