Friday, February 04, 2011

I found my own solution.

As a result to my friend Bruno who disappointed me this past holiday/birthday by making me feel so unimportant,I have searched for a solution on how to make me feel important. Yes I have a chip on my shoulder about my birthday since my family and friends have almost always failed to make me feel special that one day in a year when we all ought to feel special about ourselves. My solution would be to allow myself to do something expensive and frivolous during my birthday. I could either do the following:

1. Get a liposuction on my birthday. This is kinda hard to do since my actual birthday is January first and most surgeon will not probably do any elective surgery then. I could opt to do this on my lunar calendar birthday which will fall on December 5 this 2011.

2. Getting a botox also falls in the same predicament as liposuction. Nobody will probably do the actual procedure on New year day.

3. Hire a really hot hustler/escort on New Year day. Very tempting but if I want sex, I could just easily go to a bathhouse. Although nobody really hot will probably want to do it with me in a bathhouse.

4. And lastly, get a spa session at a 5 star hotel downtown. Spa treatment of massage, facial, manicure and pedicure. Total pampering! This is the most feasible option since I already researched and those spa in the high end hotels are open on New Year day. Woohoo! I could even add a nice dinning experience after the spa treatment at those 5 star restaurant of the hotels.

I am so happy at myself for finding a solution to my problem. Since nobody else will and can make me feel special, I will do it myself. Who says money can't buy happiness. As God is my witness, no birthday of mine will past ever again where I did not do anything nice and special to make me feel special.

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