- Why is it that when you are in an empty gym locker, the next person coming to use his locker will have to be next to you?
- The best way to deter your neighbors from stealing your tomatoes is to fertilize it with urine and post a sign saying so.
- Sex dreams are only as good as the real thing if you can recall it later.
- If a 30 yo chicken hawk (those who like to date young) will only date people younger(20's) than themselves, does this mean when they are 50 they will consider dating somebody who is 47? Think again...
- The difference between an amateur(low budget) and professional(high budget) porn set is the the sheet covering the couch.
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