- Ladies next time the guy you decide to have casual sex with says he does not want to wear a condom, just tell him you wanted to have a baby and hope he is not shooting blanks.
- Ladies, are you looking for a guaranteed lay with a young all American white guy? Just go to the bars along Wrigley field after a game and act all slutty.
- Considering how Serena Williams has beaten Maria Sharapova for the last 13 times they have played, Maria must pray constantly that Serena would just retire already.
- I bet Serena do the dance of joy in private with Venus every time she kicks Shriekapova's ass in a match.
- When Serena serves an ace down the line, it is consistency. When Shriekapova serves an ace down the line, it is just like flipping a coin. It is 50/50 chance she will ace and double fault.
- It is not a shocker that I see many attractive HIV positive guys online. The more attractive one is, the more sex he can have and that can lead to higher chance of getting STD. Now I feel better about not being attractive...
- My dog loves every human she meets. She is like Jesus in that regard. If only all these hypocrite Christians can be like my dog.
- If that deluded Michele Bachmann speaks for the true will of God, then Maria Shriekapova is as mute as Stephen Hawking without his computer speaking machine.
- Gay guy who are ravenous size queen bottoms are almost always into top black men as well. They need a big one for their man p*ssy.
- Do we have to believe in a God to be a good person? If there is a God, He would be more pleased with non-believers who live a true righteous lives than those who are pious hypocrites.
- If I would rather eat dirt than watch NBA. Dunno what I would rather eat than watch WNBA.
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