Jon's Sarcasm part 4

- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me trice, I must be desperate.

- Mom says children are your guarantee for old age retirement. I say children can be like your IRA/mutual funds, they are just as unpredictable like the stock market.

- You know you are truly over somebody when you genuinely have no interest and time to care if he gained/lost weight, gone bald or won the lotto.

- You belong to a cult if you have to give a specified percentage of your income on a regular basis in order to save your "soul" from eternal damnation.

- The day will come when an Ageist will taste his own medicine, but how about a racist? Perhaps they need to be sent into prison with a bunch of ageist when they get old.