The Sun & Sarcasm

> Others call it gorgeous and tanned, I call it wrinkles and leathery.

> Others call it pale, I call it looking 30 when you are 40.

> Others call it a great sunny day at the beach, I call it Melanoma.

> Give me 70 and overcast anytime over 90 and sunny!

> When I say "wow you are so tanned", I really meant "wow you look like George Hamilton or Donatella Versace".