Jon's sarcasm part 9

> In an orgy of 4 people, only a desperate person will force himself as the fifth uninvited and unwanted.

> If all the stupid people disappeared, would the world be a better place?

> If no malicious wrongdoing were left unpunished, would the world be a better place?

> You know that you live in a lousy neighborhood if you have to drive and park somewhere to go Trick and Treating with your children.

> I am probably only truly conservative in the sense that men ought to have short hair.